Ep. # |
Ep. Name |
Season |
Airdate |
Jerry |
George |
Elaine |
Kramer |
20 | The Pen | 3 | October 2 1991 | Jerry visits his parents in Florida with Elaine, and has a scuba diving accident. | (absent) | Elaine hurts her back sleeping on a sofa bed while she and Jerry visit his parents in Florida. | (absent) |
100 | Highlights of 100 (Part 1) | 6 | February 2 1995 | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) |
101 | Highlights of 100 (Part 2) | 6 | February 2 1995 | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) |
177 | The Chronicle (Part 1) | 9 | May 14 1998 | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) |
178 | The Chronicle (Part 2) | 9 | May 14 1998 | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) | (clips from past shows) |
17 | The Busboy | 2 | June 26 1991 | Jerry accompanies George and Elaine to a restaurant where busboy gets fired. | George accidentally gets a busboy fired and tries to makes things right with him. | Elaine is disenchanted by her houseguest boyfriend and tries to get him out of town asap. | Kramer accompanies George to a fired busboy's apartment . |
162 | The Merv Griffin Show | 9 | November 6 1997 | Jerry dates a woman with a vintage toy collection that she won't let him play with. | George accidently runs over pigeons and a squirrel, angering his girlfriend. | Elaine is bothered by a co-worker who sidles up to her without a sound. | Kramer finds the old set of The Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and sets it up in his apartment. |
179 | The Finale (Part 1) | 9 | May 14 1998 | Jerry takes a private NBC jet bound for Paris with the gang, and they end up being arrested. | George accompanies Jerry and the gang on a private NBC jet bound for Paris. | Elaine accompanies Jerry and the gang on a private NBC jet bound for Paris. | Kramer accompanies Jerry and the gang on a private NBC jet bound for Paris. |
36 | The Limo | 3 | February 26 1992 | Jerry regrets taking a limo at the airport with George, which was intended for the leader of a neo-nazi union. | George accompanies Jerry on a limo ride with neo-nazi groupies. | Elaine accompanies Jerry and the gang on a limo ride with neo-nazi groupies. | Kramer and Elaine accompany Jerry and George on a limo ride with neo-nazi groupies. |
1 | The Seinfeld Chronicles (Pilot) | 0 | July 5 1989 | Jerry is disappointed when he learns his overnight visitor has a boyfriend. | George accompanies Jerry to a laundromat and discusses Jerry's future houseguest. | (absent) | Kramer spoils a taped Mets game when he reveals the results to Jerry. |
8 | The Jacket | 2 | February 6 1991 | Jerry and George meet Elaine's frightening father. | George accompanies Jerry to meet Elaine's father for dinner. | Elaine is late to a dinner with her father, Jerry and George. | Kramer takes care of a cage full of doves for a friend. |
138 | The Little Kicks | 8 | October 10 1996 | Jerry is forced to film a bootleg copy of a movie by a criminal friend of Kramer's. | George adopts a bad-boy image to appear more attractive to a co-worker of Elaine's. | Elaine loses the respect of her subordinates with her lack of dance skills at an office party. | Kramer introduces his movie bootlegger friend to Jerry. |
42 | The Trip (Part 2) | 4 | August 19 1992 | Jerry and George visit Kramer in a Los Angeles jail after Kramer is accused of being a serial killer. | George allows a serial killer to run free when he fails to close a police car door while in Los Angeles. | (absent) | Kramer is jailed in Los Angeles on suspicion of being a serial killer, is let free and returns to New York. |
111 | The Engagement | 7 | September 21 1995 | Jerry makes a pact with George to act more maturely, but breaks it very quickly. | George and Jerry make a pact to act more maturely, and he gets engaged because of it. | Elaine enlists the help of Kramer and Newman to get rid of a barking dog. | Kramer and Newman fail to relocate a dog that keeps Elaine up at night. |
44 | The Ticket | 4 | September 16 1992 | Jerry and George sell their sitcom idea to NBC, and Jerry throws away the watch his parents gave him. | George and Jerry successfully sell their sitcom idea to NBC. | (absent) | Kramer foils Newman's hope of getting out of a speeding ticket. |
77 | The Dinner Party | 5 | February 3 1994 | Jerry ends his vomit streak at a bakery where he and Elaine try to buy a babka for a dinner party. | George and Kramer try to buy a bottle wine on the way to a dinner party. | Elaine is embarrassed when she realizes she's just chewed out a woman who will be at the same party she is going to. | Kramer and George try to buy a bottle on the way to a dinner party. |
47 | The Bubble Boy | 4 | October 7 1992 | Jerry agrees to visit a boy living in a bubble in upstate New York. | George and Susan invite Jerry and Elaine to stay with them at Susan's parents' cabin. | Elaine goes to upstate New York with Jerry to visit the Bubble Boy and to stay at Susan's partent's cabin. | Kramer accidently burns the cabin down by leaving a lit cigar on the mantle. |
48 | The Cheever Letters | 4 | October 28 1992 | Jerry and George struggle to write the script for the pilot episode of their sitcom. | George and Susan tell her parents that their cabin burned down. | Elaine talks to a co-worker about her lengthy chats with Jerry whenever he calls Elaine at work. | Kramer trades his beloved jacket for a box of Cuban cigars. |
52 | The Airport | 4 | November 25 1992 | Jerry meets a model in First Class while Elaine sufffers in Coach. | George angers a convict at an airport when he and Kramer go to pick up Jerry and Elaine. | Elaine suffers through a flight in Coach, while Jerry lives it up in First Class. | Kramer goes to the airport with George to pick up Jerry and Elaine, and stalks a man who's owed him money for years. |
68 | The Sniffing Accountant | 5 | October 7 1993 | Jerry suspects his sniffing accountant is doing drugs. | George applies for a job as a bra salesman with his father's friend. | Elaine breaks up with her writer boyfriend when he doesn't use an exclamation point. | Kramer and Newman investigate the possiblity that Jerry's accountant is a junkie. |
115 | The Hot Tub | 7 | October 19 1995 | Jerry obsesses over a marathoner's ability to wake up in time for a big race. | George avoids work by looking busy and annoyed. | Elaine struggles with writer's block. | Kramer falls asleep in the cold water of his broken hot tub and struggles to get his core temperature back. |
176 | The Puerto Rican Day | 9 | May 7 1998 | Jerry gets stuck in a traffic jam with the gang, caused by a Puerto Rican Day parade. | George becomes an object of ridicule after angering a man who has a laser pointer. | Elaine fails to make it home on foot when she and the gang get stuck in a traffic jam caused by a Puerto Rican Day parade. | Kramer accidently sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire during a Puerto Rican Day parade. |
73 | The Masseuse | 5 | November 18 1993 | Jerry dates a woman who is a masseuse, but who won't give him a massage. | George becomes obsessed with the fact that Jerry's masseuse girlfriend hates him. | Elaine tries to convince her boyfriend, who has the same name as a serial killer, to change his name. | Kramer hurts himself at a Giants game and gets a massage from Jerry's masseuse girlfriend. |
6 | The Ex-Girlfriend | 2 | January 23 1990 | Jerry dates a woman who doesn't like his comedy act. | George breaks up with his annoying girlfriend, who then starts dating Jerry. | Elaine is upset when her neighbor suddenly stops exchanging pleasantries. | Kramer persuades Jerry to buy his fruit from Joe's fruit stand. |
19 | The Truth | 3 | September 25 1991 | Jerry enlists the help of George's accountant girlfriend to do his taxes. | George breaks up with his nutty girlfriend, leading to tax troubles for Jerry. | Elaine is annoyed by Kramer's presence in her apartment while he dates her roommate. | Kramer dates Elaine's roommate and makes a coffee table out of a windshield. |
79 | The Pie | 5 | February 17 1994 | Jerry is obsessed with knowing why his girlfriend won't take a bite of his pie. | George buys a new suit for a job interview and doesn't realize it makes a swooshing sound when he walks. | Elaine is disturbed by a clothing store mannequin that looks exactly like her. | Kramer has an itching problem and dates the coffee shop cashier for her back-scratching skills. |
29 | The Red Dot | 3 | December 11 1991 | Jerry accidently causes Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend to fall off the wagon. | George buys a second-quality cashmere sweater for Elaine and has sex with an office cleaning woman. | Elaine catches George in his attempt to look extravagant, and her alcoholic boyfriend falls off the wagon. | Kramer tests the odiferous qualities of a mouthful of scotch. |
99 | The Scofflaw | 6 | January 26 1995 | Jerry discovers his friend lied about having cancer just to get a free toupee. | George buys a toupee after hearing how one improved the love life of a friend. | Elaine buys the same eyeglass frames as her ex-boyfriend just for spite. | Kramer discovers that Newman is a parking scofflaw. |
94 | The Mom & Pop Store | 6 | November 17 1994 | Jerry relents and allows Kramer to send all of his sneakers to a struggling shoe repair shop. | George buys a used car because he thinks it was once owned by actor Jon Voight. | Elaine wins her boss an opportunity to hold the Woody Woodpecker balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. | Kramer convinces Jerry to send all of his sneakers to a struggling shoe repair shop. |
134 | The Invitations | 7 | May 16 1996 | Jerry dates a woman who's personality is just like his, and has second thoughts about becoming engaged her. | George buys cheap wedding invitations that end up killing Susan with poison envelope glue. | Elaine and Kramer are cut out of George's wedding by Susan. | Kramer thinks he's entitled to one hundred dollars when he's not greeted properly at the bank. |
64 | The Pilot (Part 2) | 4 | May 20 1993 | Jerry is amused when the woman who plays Elaine in the pilot becomes obsessed with him. | George confronts the man who plays Kramer in the pilot about a stolen box of raisins. | Elaine applies for a waitressing job at the coffee shop. | Kramer finds relief from his constipation by resorting to the use of an enema. |
126 | The Shower Head | 7 | February 15 1996 | Jerry offends is uncle with a joke he makes about him on The Tonight Show. | George convinces his parents to move to Florida, causing Jerry's parents to move to New York. | Elaine misses a trip with her boss when she tests positive for opium. | Kramer and Jerry plot with Newman to replace the newly installed low-flow showerheads in their apartments. |
5 | The Stock Tip | 1 | June 21 1990 | Jerry and George buy stocks that plunge, and his weekend at a B&B with a new girlfriend flops. | George convinces Jerry to buy stocks that take a tumble. | Elaine dates a man who chooses his cats over her. | Kramer tries to talk Jerry into selling a failing stock. |
145 | The Little Jerry | 8 | January 9 1997 | Jerry bounces a check at a local bodega, leading his parents to believe he is broke. | George dates a woman he meets in prison, hoping for congugal sex. | Elaine dates a man who shaves his head but is horrified to learn he's going bald. | Kramer acquires a cockfighting rooster but is horrified to learn that cockfighting can be injurious to his bird. |
9 | The Phone Message | 2 | February 13 1991 | Jerry dates a woman who likes a Docker's commercial that Jerry hates. | George dates a woman he thinks is ignoring him, so he leaves a series of rude phone messages for her. | Elaine gives George the idea of switching tapes on a phone answering machine. | Kramer makes fun of Jerry's girlfriend for liking a Docker's commercial. |
149 | The Susie | 8 | February 13 1997 | Jerry frightens a rookie bookie into thinking Jerry wants to kill him. | George dates a woman who breaks up with him on the eve of a ball. | Elaine assumes a second indentity after a co-worker calls her by the wrong name. | Kramer wins a big bet with Jerry's money. |
153 | The Yada Yada | 8 | April 24 1997 | Jerry suspects his dentist converted to Judaism merely for the jokes. | George dates a woman who glosses over important details with "yada, yada, yada". | Elaine mentions her friend's temper to an adoption agent and ruins the couple's chance to adopt a baby. | Kramer and Mickey squabble over who gets to date whom on a double date. |
31 | The Pez Dispenser | 3 | January 15 1992 | Jerry puts a PEZ dispenser on Elaine's leg during a piano recital, and hosts a drug intervention. | George dates a woman who is humiliated when Elaines bursts into laughter at her piano recital. | Elaine leaves a piano recital in a laughing fit when Jerry puts a PEZ dispenser on her leg. | Kramer tries to sell his perfume idea to Calvin Klein. |
164 | The Betrayal | 9 | November 20 1997 | Jerry flies to India with the gang to attend Elaine's friend's wedding. | George dates a woman who Jerry sleeps with. | Elaine tries to hide the fact that her friend's fiance is Elaine's ex-boyfriend. | Kramer gets into a wishing contest with a hot dog vendor. |
170 | The Srongbox | 9 | February 5 1998 | Jerry refuses to let a man into his building, not recognizing him as a neighbor. | George dates a woman who refuses to let him break up with her. | Elaine dates a man who turns out to be married and poor. | Kramer stores his valuables in a strongbox and can't find the perfect hiding place for the key. |
37 | The Good Samaritan | 3 | March 4 1992 | Jerry dates a woman who is a hit-and-run driver, then realizes he'd rather date the victim. | George dates Elaine's married friend after she is impressed when he "God blesses" her. | Elaine drags Jerry and George to dinner with her married friends. | Kramer discovers that Mary Hart's voice causes him to go into convulsions. |
161 | The Junk Mail | 9 | October 30 1997 | Jerry receives a van from an old friend who's feelings are easily hurt. | George dates his cousin in order to get his parents' attention. | Elaine dates a man with an infamous television past. | Kramer tires of Pottery Barn catalogs in his mail and takes on the United States Postal Service. |
35 | The Boyfriend (Part 2) | 3 | February 12 1992 | Jerry relents and goes with Kramer to "see the baby", and is upset when Keith Hernandez asks him to help him move. | George dates his unemployment officer's daughter in order to extend his benefits. | Elaine breaks up with Keith Hernandez when she learns he smokes. | Kramer accidently injures "the baby" while visiting with Jerry, and volunteers to help Keith Hernandez move. |
7 | The Pony Remark | 2 | January 30 1991 | Jerry fears his insensitive remark at a dinner party hastened the death of an elderly relative. | George decides there is no chance he could ever have sex again. | Elaine is interested in the apartment of Jerry's recently-deceased relative. | Kramer plans to remodel his apartment in "levels". |
11 | The Statue | 2 | April 11 1991 | Jerry suspects his male housekeeper has stolen his statue. | George desperately needs a statue that was stolen from Jerry's apartment . | Elaine works with an obnoxious writer who's boyfriend cleans Jerry's apartment . | Kramer poses as a cop to retrieve a statue that Jerry's housekeeper stole from him. |
76 | The Stall | 5 | January 6 1994 | Jerry dates a woman who he suspects is a phone sex operator. | George develops a non-sexual crush on Elaine's hunky, thrill-seeking boyfriend. | Elaine dates a hunky thrill-seeker who loses his looks in a fall while rock climbing with George and Kramer. | Kramer thinks he recognizes Jerry's girlfriend's voice from a phone sex line. |
168 | The Reverse Peephole | 9 | January 15 1998 | Jerry discards his wallet in favor of a "European carryall". | George develops back problems from his overstuffed wallet. | Elaine disapproves of her boyfriend's fur coat. | Kramer and Newman reverse the peepholes in their apartment doors in order to prevent an ambush. |
143 | The Abstinence | 8 | November 21 1996 | Jerry does his comedy act for career day at his old junior high school. | George discovers that abstinence from sex causes his intelligence to soar. | Elaine learns that abstinence from sex makes her an idiot. | Kramer opens a smoking lounge in his apartment and is made hideous in appearance by overexposure to smoke. |
150 | The Pothole | 8 | February 20 1997 | Jerry dates a woman who brushes her teeth with a toothbrush he dropped in his toilet. | George drops his keys in a covered pothole and must borrow a jackhammer to retrieve them. | Elaine pretends to live in a janitor's closet in order to get Chinese food delivered. | Kramer adopts a section of highway and widens the lanes. |
152 | The Nap | 8 | April 10 1997 | Jerry hires an annoying carpenter who can't make a decision on his own. | George elevates his office nap-taking to a new level. | Elaine dates a man who gives her a mattress as a gift, and she takes it the wrong way. | Kramer swims in the East River to relieve his back problems. |
26 | The Nose Job | 3 | November 20 1991 | Jerry dates a woman of questionable intellect, and wonders if he's letting a body part other than his brain make his relationship decisions. | George encourages his girlfriend to get a nose job, which is horribly botched. | Elaine helps Kramer retrieve his jacket from a man who once dated Kramer's mother. | Kramer retrieves his jacket from a man who once dated his mother. |
104 | The Doorman | 6 | February 23 1995 | Jerry attempts to avoid the snotty doorman in Elaine's boss' building. | George endures a fake robbery on the street by Kramer. | Elaine gets into trouble with the residents of her boss' building. | Kramer and George's father decide to design a brassiere for men. |
24 | The Café | 3 | November 6 1991 | Jerry regrets suggesting that his neigbor change his restaurant to serve Pakistani food. | George enlists the help of Elaine to cheat on an IQ test given by his girlfriend. | Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test given by his girlfriend. | Kramer distracts Elaine as she tries to take an IQ test in Babu's restaurant. |
70 | The Lip Reader | 5 | October 28 1993 | Jerry dates a woman who is deaf and works as a lineswoman at a tennis tournament. | George enlists the help of Jerry's deaf girlfriend to read lips at a party attended by his ex-girlfriend. | Elaine pretends she's deaf to avoid making small talk with her car service driver. | Kramer gets a job as a ball boy at a tennis tournament. |
28 | The Alternate Side | 3 | December 4 1991 | Jerry deals with a difficult car rental agency when his car is stolen. | George fails miserably when he takes over the job of jockeying cars in Jerry's neighborhood. | Elaine dates an elderly man who has a stroke before she can break up with him. | Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen movie. |
89 | The Pledge Drive | 6 | October 6 1994 | Jerry agrees to speak during a PBS pledge drive. | George fails to deliver a Yankees player to the television station in time for a PBS pledge drive. | Elaine ruins the relationship of her friend and her high-talker boyfriend. | Kramer volunteers to answer phone calls during a PBS pledge drive. |
85 | The Hamptons | 5 | May 12 1994 | Jerry stays at a friend's house in the Hamptons with the gang. | George feels shortchanged when his girlfriend sees him naked after swimming in cold water. | Elaine is attracted to a doctor who describes her and an ugly baby as "breathtaking". | Kramer steals lobsters from a fisherman's trap while staying with the gang in the Hamptons. |
39 | The Parking Space | 3 | April 22 1992 | Jerry watches as George and a friend fight over a parking space. | George fights over a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment building. | Elaine returns from a flea market with George and watches him fight for a parking space. | Kramer is offended when he learns that Elaine and George went to a flea market and didn't invite him. |
86 | The Opposite | 5 | May 19 1994 | Jerry breaks even in every situation. | George finds success doing the opposite of his instincts, winning a job with the NY Yankees. | Elaine loses her writer boyfriend when she stops for a box of Jujyfruits before visiting him in the hospital. | Kramer promotes his coffee table book on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. |
41 | The Trip (Part 1) | 4 | August 12 1992 | Jerry flies to Los Angeles with George to be on The Tonight Show and to find Kramer. | George flies to Los Angeles with Jerry to find Kramer and annoys a couple of TV stars. | Elaine vacations in Europe with her psychiatrist boyfriend. | Kramer is suspected of being a serial killer, killing his dreams in Los Angeles. |
59 | The Implant | 4 | February 25 1993 | Jerry dates a woman who he suspects of having fake breasts. | George flies to the funeral of his girlfriend's relative and tries to get a bereavement discount on the flight. | Elaine tries to figure out if Jerry's girlfriend's breasts are real. | Kramer thinks Salman Rushdie belongs to his health club. |
51 | The Contest | 4 | November 18 1992 | Jerry loses his virgin girlfriend when she learns he and the gang have entered a contest to see who has the most "self-control". | George gets caught pleasuring himself by his mother, then enters a contest of self-control. | Elaine enters a self-control contest with the gang but has to give odds because she's a woman. | Kramer is forced out of the self-control contest early, after watching a nude woman in a nearby building. |
130 | The Calzone | 7 | April 25 1996 | Jerry dates a woman who gets whatever she wants because of her good looks. | George gets his boss hooked on calzones, then gets banned from the calzone shop for stealing from the tip jar. | Elaine goes out with a man who tricks her into going on "dates" with him. | Kramer discovers the joy of wearing clothing warm from the dryer, or oven. |
40 | The Keys | 3 | May 6 1992 | Jerry asks Kramer to return his spare keys after Kramer invades his privacy one too many times. | George gets involved in a furious key-swapping upheaval. | Elaine gets involved in a furious key-swapping upheaval. | Kramer follows his dreams to Los Angeles after Jerry insults him by asking for his spare key back. |
114 | The Wink | 7 | October 12 1995 | Jerry dates a woman with an affection for meat that conflicts with his healthy diet. | George gets squirted with flying pulp causing a chronic wink that gets him into much trouble. | Elaine dates a wake-up caller but is disappointed to find he has dogs. | Kramer misunderstands an unintentional wink from George. |
50 | The Virgin | 4 | November 11 1992 | Jerry dates a woman who is a virgin and a professional closet organizer. | George gets Susan fired when he kisses her at a meeting of NBC executives. | Elaine accidently runs into a Chinese food delivery boy who then threatens to sue her. | Kramer gets hooked on watching TV at Jerry's apartment . |
148 | The Van Buren Boys | 8 | February 6 1997 | Jerry dates a woman he thinks is perfect, but his friends think she's a loser. | George gives a foundation scholarship to a teenager that reminds him of himself. | Elaine ghostwrites an autobiography for her boss, who pays Kramer to use his stories. | Kramer sells his life stories to Elaine's boss to be used in his autobiography. |
14 | The Deal | 2 | May 2 1991 | Jerry attempts to revive his physical relationship with Elaine while not compromising their friendship. | George gives Elaine cash for her birthday. | Elaine tries to revive her physical relationship with Jerry, while not compromising their friendship. | Kramer gives Elaine the bench she wants for her birthday. |
32 | The Suicide | 3 | January 29 1992 | Jerry dates a woman who is his neighbor's girlfriend, after the man goes into a coma. | George gives his vacation away to Kramer after a psychic predicts doom. | Elaine is overwhelmed by hunger while fasting before getting an xray. | Kramer takes George's vacation tickets and ends up befriending supermodels. |
33 | The Fix-Up | 3 | February 5 1992 | Jerry plots with Elaine to set George up with her friend. | George goes on a blind date with Elaine's friend and is ecstatic when he learns she might be pregnant. | Elaine sets her girlfriend up with George and is sorry when she learns George may have impregnated her. | Kramer receives a gross of cheap condoms from a friend. |
21 | The Dog | 3 | October 9 1991 | Jerry feels obliged to care for the dog of a drunken airline passenger. | George goes to a movie with Elaine and realizes they have nothing in common except Jerry. | Elaine and Jerry bad-mouth Kramer's ex-girlfriend and are sorry when Kramer re-unites with her. | Kramer reunites with an ex-girlfriend whom Jerry and Elaine have been bad-mouthing. |
180 | The Finale (Part 2) | 9 | May 14 1998 | Jerry goes to jail with the gang after being tried and convicted for breaking a Good Samaritan law. | George goes to jail with the gang after being tried and convicted for breaking a Good Samaritan law. | Elaine goes to jail with the gang after being tried and convicted for breaking a Good Samaritan law. | Kramer goes to jail with the gang after being tried and convicted for breaking a Good Samaritan law. |
120 | The Gum | 7 | December 14 1995 | Jerry pretends to like gum to avoid offending a friend who's recently had a nervous breakdown. | George has a bout of paranoia which causes an old friend to suspect him of being metally ill. | Elaine loses a button in a movie theater, causing her ex-boyfriend to think she's flirting with him. | Kramer works for a recently reopened old movie theater. |
13 | The Heart Attack | 2 | April 25 1991 | Jerry struggles to recall an idea for a joke he wrote down in the middle of the night. | George has a false heart attack and see's a holistic healer for a tonsil problem. | Elaine dates a doctor she meets while visiting George in the hospital. | Kramer takes George and Jerry to his holistic healer friend. |
127 | The Doll | 7 | February 22 1996 | Jerry is forced to transport a package on an airplane for a friend of Susan's. | George has trouble performing in bed after seeing a doll of Susan's that looks like his mother. | Elaine meets a Costanza in Italy who might be George's father's long lost cousine. | Kramer and Jerry adopt the habit of a conductor friend who removes his pants before sitting down. |
65 | The Mango | 5 | September 16 1993 | Jerry agrees to buy Kramer's when he is banned from the fruit stand. | George has trouble performing in bed but is cured after eating a mango from the fruit stand. | Elaine admits to Jerry that she "faked it" every time with him. | Kramer gets banned from the neighborhood fruit stand and enlists Jerry to buy his fruit. |
95 | The Secretary | 6 | December 8 1994 | Jerry accuses his dry cleaner of wearing his clothes. | George hires an unattractive secretary to avoid distractions, but ends up sleeping with her anyway. | Elaine accuses a clothing store of having "skinny mirrors". | Kramer acquires then loses Uma Thurman's phone number. |
62 | The Handicap Spot | 4 | May 13 1993 | Jerry and the gang buy a big screen TV as an engagement present and try to get it back when the couple splits up. | George illegally parks in a handicap space, causing a disabled woman to become injured. | Elaine accompanies Jerry and George to the mall to buy a big screen TV. | Kramer falls in love with a disabled woman and buys her a new wheelchair. |
88 | The Big Salad | 6 | September 29 1994 | Jerry is horrified to learn that his girlfriend once dated and was dumped by Newman. | George in incensed when his girlfriend takes credit for the big salad he bought for Elaine. | Elaine gets unwanted attention from a stationery store worker when she has to buy her boss a mechanical pencil. | Kramer helps his golfing buddy escape in a white Ford Bronco after he alledgedly kills a dry cleaner. |
156 | The Summer of George | 8 | May 15 1997 | Jerry teams up with George to date a high-maintenance woman. | George indulges in a summer of fun when he gets a large severance package from the Yankees. | Elaine entertains the gang by having a cat fight with a co-worker. | Kramer mistakenly accepts a Tony Award and is told he can keep it if he fires Rachel Welch. |
113 | The Maestro | 7 | October 5 1995 | Jerry rents a house in Tuscany just to spite Elaine's conductor boyfriend. | George insists that the security guard in Susan's uncle's store have a place to sit. | Elaine dates a conductor who insists that everyone call him "Maestro". | Kramer blows a chance at a big settlement for his coffee burns. |
140 | The Fatigues | 8 | October 31 1996 | Jerry dates a woman who's mentor is dating Bania. | George intentionally fails an eye test when he hears that blind people can get any book on tape. | Elaine promotes a psycho from the mailroom to copy editor. | Kramer convinces Jerry's father to cater a Jewish singles night. |
166 | The Strike | 9 | December 18 1997 | Jerry dates a woman who is attractive in some lighting but ugly in others. | George invents a charity to avoid giving Christmas gifts at work. | Elaine eats a lot of bad subs in order to get a free one. | Kramer goes back to work for the bagel company he's been on strike from for over a decade. |
60 | The Junior Mint | 4 | March 18 1993 | Jerry accompanies Kramer to observe surgery and accidently drops a Junior Mint into the patient's incision. | George invests in Elaine's boyfriend's artwork when he thinks the man may die in surgery. | Elaine becomes re-attracted to her ex-boyfriend when he loses weight after losing her. | Kramer eats Junior Mints while observing surgery with Jerry, and accidently drops one into the patient. |
110 | The Understudy | 6 | May 18 1995 | Jerry dates a woman who is Bette Midler's broadway understudy. | George is accused of intentionally injuring Bette Midler so her understudy can take her place. | Elaine meets her soon-to-be new boss while wandering the streets crying. | Kramer nurses Bette Midler back to health after she's injured playing softball against Jerry and George. |
103 | The Kiss Hello | 6 | February 16 1995 | Jerry tires of having to kiss everyone hello in his building. | George is angered by his physical therapist who charges him for cancelling his appointment on short notice. | Elaine injures herself when her physical therapist friend makes her walk several blocks with her ski equipment. | Kramer posts photos of everyone in his apartment building, hoping they'll all become friends. |
23 | The Parking Garage | 3 | October 30 1991 | Jerry and the gang can't find their car in a mall parking garage. | George is arrested for public urination in a mall parking garage. | Elaine tries to keep her new gold fish from dying in mall parking garage. | Kramer lugs an air conditioner while looking for his car in a mall parking garage. |
92 | The Gymnast | 6 | November 3 1994 | Jerry dates a woman who is an Olympic gymnast, and is disappointed when their love-making isn't more acrobatic. | George is caught eating out of the garbage by his girlfriend's mother. | Elaine represents her boss at a big meeting because he is obsessed with computer 3D art. | Kramer suffers trying to pass a kidney stone. |
71 | The Non-Fat Yogurt | 5 | November 4 1993 | Jerry and Elaine suspect the non-fat yogurt shop is selling yogurt with fat. | George is caught in a lie when he meets his childhood nemesis at a yogurt shop. | Elaine causes the downfall of the mayor when she suggests to his advisor that everyone in the city wear name tags. | Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt shop and dates the lab technician hired to prove the yogurt contains fat. |
81 | The Wife | 5 | March 18 1994 | Jerry pretends to be married to his girlfriend in order to get a discount on dry cleaning. | George is caught urinating in the shower at his health club. | Elaine is rebuffed by a man at her health club, so she blackmails him to keep him from turning George in for a rules violation. | Kramer falls asleep in a tanning bed and makes a fool of himself when he meets his African-American girlfriend's family. |
132 | The Bottle Deposit (Part 2) | 7 | May 2 1996 | Jerry tracks down his stolen car by speaking on the phone to the man who stole it. | George is confused by the apparent success of an assignment which he didn't complete. | Elaine presents a mangled set of golf clubs to her boss. | Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car on the way to returning empty bottles with Newman and gets side-tracked in order to stay on the thief's tail. |
172 | The Burning | 9 | March 19 1998 | Jerry dates a woman who withholds an embarrassing story from him. | George is determined to leave his company's boardroom on a high note. | Elaine discovers her boyfriend is religious and is bothered when he thinks she's going to hell. | Kramer and Mickey get jobs acting out illnesses for medical students. |
38 | The Letter | 3 | March 25 1992 | Jerry dates a woman who is an artist and who write him a touching but plagiarized letter. | George is forced to buy a painting from Jerry's artist girlfriend. | Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap while sitting in the owner's box at a Yankees game. | Kramer poses for a painting by Jerry's artist girlfriend and gets hit on the head by a foul ball at a Yankees game. |
173 | The Bookstore | 9 | April 9 1998 | Jerry catches his uncle shoplifting at a bookstore. | George is forced to buy an expensive book after he's caught reading it in the bookstore's bathroom. | Elaine is humiliated after making out with a co-worker at an office party. | Kramer and Newman hire the homeless to pull their rickshaw. |
66 | The Puffy Shirt | 5 | September 23 1993 | Jerry mistakenly agrees to wear a puffy shirt on The Today Show when he can't hear what Kramer's low-talking girlfriend has asked him to do. | George is forced to move in with his parents and gets a job as a hand model. | Elaine arranges for Jerry to appear on The Today Show to promote a benefit for the homeless. | Kramer dates a low-talking clothing designer whom no one but he can understand. |
135 | The Foundation | 8 | September 19 1996 | Jerry seeks the perfect break-up story. | George is forced to to run a foundation set up in Susan's name. | Elaine is promoted to president by her boss, who suffers a mental breakdown. | Kramer enrolls in a karate class for children. |
165 | The Apology | 9 | December 11 1997 | Jerry dates a woman who does everything in the nude. | George is frustrated by a recovering alcoholic who won't appoligize to him for a past offense. | Elaine is offended that her co-worker uses a toilet seat protector even though they are the only ones using that bathroom. | Kramer seeks to improve the efficiency of his shower-taking time. |
54 | The Movie | 4 | January 6 1993 | Jerry attempts to do his comedy act and see a movie on the same night. | George is frustrated by a theater ticket taker who won't let him back in without his stub. | Elaine tries to hold seats in a movie theater and ends up losing her coat. | Kramer retrieves Elaine's lost coat from a movie theater. |
167 | The Dealership | 9 | January 8 1998 | Jerry is frustrated by the new car-buying process when he tries to buy a car from Elaine's boyfriend. | George is frustrated by a vending machine that won't drop his Twix bar. | Elaine fights with her on-again off-again boyfriend. | Kramer tests the fuel tank capacity of a dealership's new car. |
141 | The Checks | 8 | November 7 1996 | Jerry injures his hand signing hundreds of tiny royalty checks he earns from a Japanese television show. | George is frustrated by his failure to be accepted in a cult that poses as an office cleaning company. | Elaine dates a man with his own song, but won't share it with her. | Kramer houses Japanese tourists in his new designer chest of drawers. |
131 | The Bottle Deposit (Part 1) | 7 | May 2 1996 | Jerry is upset when his deranged mechanic steals his car. | George is given an assignment at work but has no idea what he's supposed to do. | Elaine overbids on a set of golf clubs for her boss. | Kramer and Newman plot to make a killing returning empty bottles for the deposit money. |
74 | The Cigar Store Indian | 5 | December 9 1993 | Jerry gives Elaine a cigar store indian in front of her friends, one of whom is a Native-American. | George is grounded by his father when his mother finds a condom wrapper on their bed. | Elaine gets unwanted attention while she reads a stolen TV Guide on the subway. | Kramer sells a cigar store indian to Elaine's boss and sells his coffee table book idea to him also. |
151 | The English Patient | 8 | March 13 1997 | Jerry is challenged to outperform an elderly man in Florida in feats of strength. | George is intrigued by a beautiful woman who's dating a man that looks just like him. | Elaine dates a man who breaks up with her because she hates The English Patient. | Kramer asks for Cuban cigars and ends up with Dominican immigrants. |
57 | The Outing | 4 | February 11 1993 | Jerry and George are mistakenly pegged as a gay couple by an NYU reporter. | George is mistaken for Jerry's gay partner by an NYU reporter. | Elaine refuses to take off her coat. | Kramer buys Jerry a defective two-line phone. |
160 | The Blood | 9 | October 16 1997 | Jerry adopts a purification program to improve his diet. | George is obsessed with combining television and the consumption of food with love-making. | Elaine babysits her friend's obnoxious child to prove she is a responsible person. | Kramer decides to store his own blood instead of using a blood bank. |
106 | The Doodle | 6 | April 6 1995 | Jerry dates a woman who he offends by spitting out food that was once in her mouth, and he learns his apartment has fleas. | George is offended by an unflattering doodle of himself drawn by his girlfriend. | Elaine loses her job when Jerry's parents and uncle live it up in a hotel room paid for by her employer. | Kramer loses his sense of taste after napping in Jerry's fumigated apartment . |
93 | The Soup | 6 | November 10 1994 | Jerry is given an expensive suit by Bania, who wants Jerry to buy him a meal in return. | George is rebuffed by a waitress at the coffee shop after he tries to impress her with his views on manure. | Elaine entertains a a guest from England who's a real user. | Kramer goes on a strict diet of only fresh foods, upsetting his hungry girlfriend. |
125 | The Cadillac (Part 2) | 7 | February 8 1996 | Jerry returns to Florida when his parents neighbors have a fit over the Cadilliac he bought his father. | George is rebuffed by Marisa Tomei when he tells her he's engaged. | Elaine develops a crush on Jerry when she finds out how wealthy he is. | Kramer continues to avoid a visit from the cable company. |
105 | The Jimmy | 6 | March 16 1995 | Jerry suspects that he was violated while under sedation at his dentist's office. | George is suspected of stealing players' equipment at the NY Yankees. | Elaine unintentionally makes a date with a guy in her health club who speaks in the third person. | Kramer is mistaken for mentally challenged after a trip to the dentist, and meets Mel Torme. |
90 | The Chinese Woman | 6 | October 13 1994 | Jerry dates a woman he meets on the phone, and is disappointed when he learns she is not Chinese. | George is upset by the news that his parents have separated. | Elaine ruins the relationship of her friend and her long-talker boyfriend. | Kramer stops wearing underwear in hopes of increasing his sperm count. |
109 | The Face Painter | 6 | May 11 1995 | Jerry is given hockey tickets by a friend but misses out on more tickets when he doesn't say "thank you" enough. | George is upset that his girlfriend doesn't return his "I love you". | Elaine is disturbed by her face-painting boyfriend. | Kramer has an altercation with a zoo chimpanzee. |
98 | The Label Maker | 6 | January 19 1995 | Jerry wonders if his label maker gift from his friend has been "re-gifted". | George is upset that his girlfriend has a male roommate who looks just like him. | Elaine is concerned that Jerry's dentist friend expects too much from her on their date to the Super Bowl. | Kramer and Newman play a serious game of RISK. |
97 | The Switch | 6 | January 5 1995 | Jerry figures a way to break up with his too-serious girlfriend and date her happy-go-lucky roommate. | George is upset that his possibly bulimic girlfriend may be wasting the money he spends on her dinners. | Elaine lends her boss' expensive tennis racket out and can't get it back. | Kramer is reunited with his mother, who then starts to date Newman. |
129 | The Wig Master | 7 | April 4 1996 | Jerry is insulted when Elaine and a gay man are both hit on while out with him. | George is upset that hookers are turning tricks in his car at the parking lot. | Elaine dates a clothing store worker who promises her a discount on a dress. | Kramer is mistaken for a pimp when he's caught arguing with a prostitute while wearing a borrowed "technicolor dreamcoat". |
118 | The Pool Guy | 7 | November 16 1995 | Jerry is annoyed when the pool guy at his health club tries to befriend him. | George is upset that the friendship between Elaine and his fiancee is causing his worlds to collide. | Elaine befriends George's girlfriend Susan, much to his dismay. | Kramer offers movie showtimes over the phone when he realizes his phone number is one digit away from 777-film. |
169 | The Cartoon | 9 | January 29 1998 | Jerry gets on the bad side of a vindictive performance artist. | George is upset when he's told his girlfriend looks just like Jerry. | Elaine seeks the meaning of a New Yorker cartoon and creates one of her own. | Kramer blabs to an actress about Jerry's negative comments, causing her to go on the warpath against Jerry. |
123 | The Seven | 7 | February 1 1996 | Jerry is fed up with Kramer's constant pilfering of food from his apartment . | George is upset when Susan's friends steal his future baby's name for their baby. | Elaine introduces George to her friend who knows Marisa Tomei. | Kramer begins accounting for all the food he takes from Jerry's apartment . |
56 | The Shoes | 4 | February 4 1993 | Jerry and George visit an NBC executive at his apartment , and is miffed when his unaffectionate ex-girlfriend kisses Kramer. | George jeopardizes the pilot deal when an NBC executive catches him staring at his daughter's cleavage. | Elaine is annoyed by comments on her designer shoes, and saves the pilot deal by causing an NBC executive to fall for her. | Kramer gets Jerry's unaffectionate ex-girlfriend to warm up. |
61 | The Smelly Car | 4 | April 15 1993 | Jerry is repulsed when his car is permanently tainted by the body odor of a valet. | George learns that Susan is dating a woman and think he drove her to lesbianism. | Elaine loses her boyfriend when her hair is tainted with the body odor left in Jerry's car. | Kramer has an affair with Susan's lesbian girlfriend, stealing her from Susan. |
122 | The Caddy | 7 | January 25 1996 | Jerry wrecks George's car when he and Kramer are distracted by a bra-less woman on the sidewalk. | George leaves his car in the Yankees parking lot to convince his boss he is working while he's at the cabin with Susan. | Elaine is disgusted by an old acquaintance's habit of not wearing a bra. | Kramer relies on the advice of his caddy on and off of the golf course. |
171 | The Wizard | 9 | February 26 1998 | Jerry visits his parents in Florida and gives his father a "Wizard" organizer. | George lies to Susan's parents, telling them he has a house in the Hamptons. | Elaine dates a man of indiscernible race. | Kramer takes the retirement community by storm when he retires to Florida. |
67 | The Glasses | 5 | September 30 1993 | Jerry is concerned when George tells him he saw Jerry's girlfriend kissing his cousin Jeffrey. | George loses his glasses and thinks he see Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin. | Elaine fears rabies after being bitten by a dog while shopping for glasses. | Kramer gets George a discount on glasses with his sugar-addicted optician friend. |
124 | The Cadillac (Part 1) | 7 | February 8 1996 | Jerry visits his parents in Florida and buys his father a new Cadillac. | George makes a date with Marisa Tomei, even though he is engaged to Susan. | Elaine is attracted to Jerry when she learns how well-off he is. | Kramer goes to a lot of trouble to avoid a visit from the cable company. |
30 | The Subway | 3 | January 8 1992 | Jerry befriends an obese exhibitionist on the subway. | George misses a job interview when a sexy woman on the subway shows interest in him and later robs him. | Elaine is late to a lesbian wedding due to delays on the subway. | Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse race while riding the subway. |
25 | The Tape | 3 | November 13 1991 | Jerry is intrigued by a woman's erotic message left on his tape recorder during his comedy act. | George orders a cure for baldness from China and develops a crush on Elaine. | Elaines leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder during his comedy act. | Kramer plans to retrieve the jacket that makes him irresistable to women, and videotapes Elaine pretending to be a porn star. |
55 | The Visa | 4 | January 27 1993 | Jerry accidently causes his neighbor to be deported when he fails to give him his misdirected mail. | George pleads with Jerry to act miserable so that his girlfriend will think he's funnier than Jerry. | Elaine is threatened with a law suit by a delivery boy's lawyer cousin, who is dating George. | Kramer returns from a baseball camp after punching Mickey Mantle. |
15 | The Baby Shower | 2 | May 16 1991 | Jerry gives in to Kramer's insistance that he get an illegal cable hook-up. | George plots revenge on an old girlfriend who is the guest of honor at a baby shower. | Elaine hosts a baby shower in Jerry's apartment . | Kramer talks Jerry into getting an illegal cable hook-up. |
128 | The Friars Club | 7 | March 7 1996 | Jerry loses a borrowed jacket from the Friars Club to a troupe of acrobatic magicians. | George postpones his wedding again when he realizes he is running out of conversation with Susan. | Elaine suspects a co-worker of faking deafness in order to avoid working. | Kramer decideds to sleep in twenty-minute increments, just like Leonardo da Vinci |
78 | The Marine Biologist | 5 | February 10 1994 | Jerry bumps into an old college friend, and tells her that George is a marine biologist. | George pretends to be a marine biologist to impress an old college friend. | Elaine is frustrated by a new electronic organizer that she can't get to stop beeping. | Kramer hits golf balls into the ocean, unwittingly injuring a whale that George will end up saving. |
155 | The Muffin Tops | 8 | May 8 1997 | Jerry trims his chest hair unevenly and ends up shaving it off completely. | George pretends to be an out-of-state tourist in order to date an employee of the New York Visitor's Center. | Elaine goes into business with a former boss selling muffin tops. | Kramer runs a "Peterman Reality Bus Tour" after seeing the success of his life stories which that he sold. |
117 | The Secret Code | 7 | November 9 1995 | Jerry is accused of poking fun at a one-legged businessman after the man's leg falls asleep. | George refuses to divulge his ATM code to his fiancee. | Elaine is attracted to a monotonous man after he can't remember who she is. | Kramer tries to convince the fire department to use his traffic routes, and drives the back of a hook-and-ladder truck. |
158 | The Voice | 9 | October 2 1997 | Jerry imagines and imitates a funny voice coming from his girlfriend's navel. | George refuses to leave his job when his company discovers he is not disabled. | Elaine fails repeatedly to break up with her boyfriend, losing a bet with Jerry. | Kramer hires a personal assistant from a local college. |
22 | The Library | 3 | October 16 1991 | Jerry is hounded by a Library Investigator for a book he failed to return in high school. | George relives the terror of his high school gym teacher. | Elaine fears for her job after recommending a manuscript to her boss. | Kramer brings a bookish librarian out of her shell. |
112 | The Postponement | 7 | September 28 1995 | Jerry discusses with George the merits of break-up sex vs. conjugal sex. | George resorts to tears in order to postpone his upcoming wedding. | Elaine confides in a rabbi neighbor who then betrays her confidence. | Kramer seeks a lawyer's help to file a law suit after being burned by hot coffee. |
96 | The Race | 6 | December 15 1994 | Jerry unwillingly agrees to a rematch of a footrace he unfairly won in junior high school. | George responds to a personal ad in a communist newspaper, which causing his boss to suspect him of being a communist. | Elaine dates a communist man who is upset when she accidently gets him blacklisted at a Chinese restaurant. | Kramer acquires then loses a job as a department store Santa. |
53 | The Pick | 4 | December 16 1992 | Jerry gets dumped by his model girlfriend when she thinks she saw him picking his nose. | George reunites with Susan then picks his nose to get her to break up again with him. | Elaine is mortified when she discovers that her nipple shows in a Christmas card. | Kramer shoots a photo of Elaine for her Christmas card, confronts Calvin Klein about his perfume idea, and becomes an underwear model. |
84 | The Fire | 5 | May 5 1994 | Jerry gets heckled by Kramer's girlfriend, and decides to go to her office to heckle her. | George reveals his cowardice at a birthday party for his girlfriend's son. | Elaine is annoyed by her co-worker who dates Kramer, heckles Jerry, and wins the promotion Elaine had hoped for. | Kramer saves the amputated toe of his girlfriend buy commandeering a city bus. |
136 | The Soul Mate | 8 | September 26 1996 | Jerry regains interest in his girlfriend after Kramer becomes smitten by her. | George runs a sting operation to discover whether his fellow foundation members think he killed Susan. | Elaine feels pressure to want children while dating a man who never wants to have children. | Kramer falls head over heels for Jerry's girlfriend. |
34 | The Boyfriend (Part 1) | 3 | February 12 1992 | Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and acts like a silly school girl as they become friends. | George schemes to get an extension of his unemployment benefits. | Elaine dates Keith Hernandez, making Jerry jealous of both of them. | Kramer and Newman confront Keith Hernandez about a spitting incident after a Mets game. |
147 | The Comeback | 8 | January 30 1997 | Jerry buys an expensive racket on the advice of a tennis pro who turns out to be a terrible tennis player. | George searches for the perfect comeback after being publicly humiliated by a co-worker. | Elaine falls for an unseen video store clerk after becoming intrigued by his video recommendations. | Kramer writes a living will after watching a movie about a guy in a coma. |
137 | The Bizarro Jerry | 8 | October 3 1996 | Jerry dates a woman with "man-hands". | George seeks to gain entrance into the world of super models by lying about his dead fiancee. | Elaine finds new friends who are the polar opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer. | Kramer is mistaken for an office employee and decides to ride the job out. |
83 | The Raincoats (Part 2) | 5 | April 28 1994 | Jerry gets busted by Newman for making out with his girlfriend during Schindler's List. | George sells his father's moth-eaten cabanawear to a vintage clothing store. | Elaine is disturbed that her close-talker boyfriend gets along so well with Jerry's parents. | Kramer is discouraged when his deal to sell old raincoats gets ruined by George. |
3 | The Robbery | 1 | June 7 1990 | Jerry learns his apartment has been burglarized when Kramer leaves the door open. | George shows Jerry an apartment for rent, but decides he'd like to have it himself. | Elaine stays at Jerry's apartment while he is away. | Kramer makes his very first sliding entrance to Jerry's apartment . |
72 | The Barber | 5 | November 11 1993 | Jerry gets a bad haircut from his barber and goes behind his back to see Kramer's barber to fix it. | George shows up for work at a new job that he's not sure he was actually hired for. | Elaine coordinates a charity bachelor auction and must accept Kramer when Jerry's bad haircut prevents him from volunteering. | Kramer volunteers for a charity bachelor auction when Elaine decides that Jerry's bad haircut makes him unfit. |
139 | The Package | 8 | October 17 1996 | Jerry gets caught for mail insurance fraud and is interrogated by Newman. | George spices up his photos in order to seduce a photo processing worker. | Elaine is unable to get medical treatment for her rash due to her reputation for being difficult with doctors. | Kramer engages in mail insurance fraud in order to get Jerry his money back on a broken stereo. |
2 | The Stakeout | 1 | May 31 1990 | Jerry and George stakeout the workplace a woman he met at a party. | George stakes out a woman with Jerry and wants to be introduced as an architect. | Elaine drags Jerry to a birthday dinner for her friend. | Kramer tries to help Jerry's mother in a game of Scrabble. |
80 | The Stand-In | 5 | February 24 1994 | Jerry visits a sick friend in the hospital and tries to cheer him up with his comedy routine. | George stays in a bad relationship just to prove a friend wrong who says he can't commit. | Elaine dates a friend of Jerry's who "takes it out" on their first and only date. | Kramer gets a job as a stand-in on a soap opera. |
27 | The Stranded | 3 | November 27 1991 | Jerry accompanies George and Elaine to a party in Long Island. | George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party to go home with his sexy co-worker. | Elaine argues the evil of fur coats with George's co-worker at a party in Long Island. | Kramer rescues Jerry and Elaine when they are stranded at a party in Long Island. |
116 | The Soup Nazi | 7 | November 2 1995 | Jerry annoys the gang with his public display of affection for his girlfriend. | George stresses over the proper procedure for ordering soup from a belligerent soup store owner. | Elaine enlists the help of Kramer to guard her antique armoire on the street. | Kramer guards an antique armoire on the street for Elaine, losing it to a couple of street toughs. |
87 | The Chaperone | 6 | September 22 1994 | Jerry dates a woman who is a Miss America pageant contestant. | George suggests a change in uniform material for the Yankees. | Elaine must turn down a trip to Atlantic City with the gang because she has to buy socks for her new boss. | Kramer coaches a Miss America pageant contestant who is dating Jerry. |
46 | The Watch | 4 | September 30 1992 | Jerry negotiates to buy his watch back from his uncle, who found it in the trash. | George surprises an NBC executive at his apartment and convinces him to reinstate the pilot deal. | Elaine tries to break up with her controlling psychiatrist boyfriend by convincing him she is in love with Kramer. | Kramer pretends to be Elaine's boyfriend to help her break from her psychiatrist boyfriend. |
159 | The Serenity Now | 9 | October 9 1997 | Jerry regrets becoming attuned to his emotions. | George takes a job selling computers for his father. | Elaine seeks the advice of a rabbi neighbor in hopes of shedding her "shiksappeal". | Kramer installs a screen door and rocking chair in front of his apartment in hopes of creating a small-town feel. |
163 | The Slicer | 9 | November 13 1997 | Jerry dates a woman who's a skin doctor, but doesn't take her seriously. | George takes a job with an industrial smoothing company and works to hide his identity with a boss he's met before. | Elaine enlists the help of Kramer to help her shut the alarm clock off in a neighbor's apartment. | Kramer buys a meat slicer when he is displeased with the thickness of his deli's sandwich meat. |
174 | The Frogger | 9 | April 23 1998 | Jerry dates a woman who finishes his sentences. | George takes extreme measures to protect his high score on a video game machine. | Elaine refuses to go to yet another office party, but regrets missing the cake. | Kramer acquires a roll of yellow police tape. |
10 | The Apartment | 2 | April 4 1991 | Jerry regrets helping Elaine to rent an apartment directly above him. | George tests his theory that wearing a wedding band will make him more attractive to women. | Elaine enlists the help of Jerry in getting an apartment directly above him. | Kramer experiments with hair mousse. |
107 | The Fusilli Jerry | 6 | April 27 1995 | Jerry shares his bedroom "move" with George and is annoyed when Elaine's boyfreind tries to use it. | George tries a new "move" in bed on his girlfriend, who doesn't like it at all. | Elaine is dissappointed when her boyfriend agrees to stop using Jerry's bedroom "move". | Kramer makes statues of his friends using pasta, and receives license plates that belong to a proctologist. |
91 | The Couch | 6 | October 27 1994 | Jerry buys a new couch that gets pee'd on by his girlfriend's father. | George tries to bluff his way through a book club discussion of Breakfast at Tiffany's by watching the movie. | Elaine breaks up with her furniture mover boyfriend because of his anti-abortion views. | Kramer argues the merits of a make-your-own pizza place with Jerry's girlfriend's father. |
75 | The Conversion | 5 | December 16 1993 | Jerry is disturbed by a fungus cream he finds in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet. | George tries to convert to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend. | Elaine dates a podiatrist who is offended by her inabilty to consider him a real doctor. | Kramer seduces a soon-to-be nun at George's new Latvian Orthodox church. |
4 | Male Un-Bonding | 1 | June 14 1990 | Jerry tries to "break up" with his old childhood friend. | George tries to exchange thousands of coins for bills at a bank. | Elaine helps Jerry invent excuses to avoid socializing with his unwanted friend. | Kramer seeks investors for his pizza place where "you make your own pizza". |
144 | The Andrea Doria | 8 | December 19 1996 | Jerry takes on Newman's mail route. | George tries to get a co-op apartment by gaining more sympathy with the board than a survivor of the Andrea Doria. | Elaine dates a man who's a bad breaker-upper. | Kramer uses dog medicine to treat a cough, causing him to behave like a dog. |
154 | The Millennium | 8 | May 1 1997 | Jerry dates a woman who prematurely puts him at the number one on her speed dial. | George tries to get fired from the Yankees so he can take a job with the Mets. | Elaine has trouble with two clothing shops owned by the same woman. | Kramer and Newman fight over planning Millenium parties for the same night. |
45 | The Wallet | 4 | September 23 1992 | Jerry lies to his parents about the watch he threw, away when they visit him in New York. | George tries to get more money out of NBC for the pilot, but ends up getting less. | Elaine returns from Europe and worries that her psychiatrist boyfriend has complete control over her. | Kramer annoys Jerry by offering to have the watch that Jerry threw out fixed. |
69 | The Bris | 5 | October 14 1993 | Jerry and Elaine become godparents to the child of mutual friends. | George tries to get reimbursed for damages to his car when a suicidal man lands on its roof. | Elaine hires a shakey mohel for her godson's bris. | Kramer takes action at a bris to voice his opposition to circumcision. |
175 | The Maid | 9 | April 30 1998 | Jerry dates a woman who is his maid, and is unhappy when she continues to expect payment from him. | George tries to obtain the perfect nickname at work. | Elaine regrets changing her phone number when she's given a new un-hip area code. | Kramer dates a woman who lives in a different part of the city, making him think he's in a long-distance relationship. |
146 | The Money | 8 | January 16 1997 | Jerry must buy back the Cadillac he gave his father when his parents sell it because they think he's broke. | George tries to persuade his parents to save their money so he'll inherit more of it. | Elaine hires Jerry's father who feels he must go back to work to provide for Jerry. | Kramer moves in with George's parents. |
108 | The Diplomat's Club | 6 | May 4 1995 | Jerry attempts to have a romantic interlude with his girlfriend at an airport. | George tries to prove to his African-American co-worker that he is not a racist. | Elaine gets fired when she is wrongly accused of trying to killer her boss. | Kramer gambles on arrivals and departures in an airport with a wealthy Texan. |
121 | The Rye | 7 | January 4 1996 | Jerry is forced to steal a loaf of bread from an old lady, in order to help George look good to Susan's parents. | George tries to secretly replace a loaf of bread that his parents gave Susan's parents and then took back. | Elaine dates a saxophone player and is disappointed by his repertoire. | Kramer borrows his friend's hansom cab to give Susan's parents a ride. |
12 | The Revenge | 2 | April 18 1991 | Jerry suspects a laundromat worker of stealing money from him. | George tries to slip his boss a mickey when he won't rehire him after he quit. | Elaine distracts George's boss while George tries to slip him a mickey. | Kramer pours a bag of cement in a washing machine when Jerry suspects the laundromat of stealing from him. |
82 | The Raincoats (Part 1) | 5 | April 28 1994 | Jerry is frustrated when his parents stay with him and make it difficult for him and his girlfriend to fool around. | George tries to weasel his way out of being a Big Brother. | Elaine dates a close-talker man. | Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell his old raincoats to a vintage clothing shop. |
16 | The Chinese Restaurant | 2 | May 23 1991 | Jerry bumps into a co-worker of his uncle's while waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant. | George tries unsuccessfully to call a girlfriend while waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant. | Elaine is overwhelmed by hunger while waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant. | (absent) |
142 | The Chicken Roaster | 8 | November 14 1996 | Jerry convinces an old friend to skip an important meeting, causing him to lose his job and find employment at a fast-food chicken restaurant. | George trys to stay with a woman who wants to dump him by leaving personal items in her apartment. | Elaine goes on a shopping spree with company funds. | Kramer gets addicted to fast-food chicken and swaps apartments with Jerry to avoid the glow of the neon sign. |
119 | The Sponge | 7 | December 7 1995 | Jerry gets the phone number of a woman he wants to date off an AIDS walk list. | George upsets Jerry by opening his "vault" to Susan. | Elaine gets picky with her choice of sleeping partners after her birth control method is taken off the market. | Kramer gets beaten up during an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear the red ribbon. |
58 | The Old Man | 4 | February 18 1993 | Jerry volunteers to visit an elderly man and loses him on the way to a dentist. | George volunteers to visit an elderly man who quickly drives off in disgust. | Elaine volunteers to visit an elderly woman who once dated Ghandi. | Kramer and Newman try to relieve an old man of his valuable record collection in order to sell it. |
49 | The Opera | 4 | November 4 1992 | Jerry fights with an opera patron when he tries to scalp his extra tickets. | George wears a too-tight tuxedo to the opera. | Elaine discovers that her new boyfriend is really Crazy Joe Davola. | Kramer gets tickets to the opera and invites the gang. |
102 | The Beard | 6 | February 9 1995 | Jerry dates a woman who is a cop, and who makes him take a lie-detector test. | George wears his toupee on a blind date with a bald woman. | Elaine acts as a "beard" for her gay friend, then tries to convert him. | Kramer is upset when a homeless man he gives a meal to won't give him back his Tupperware container. |
157 | The Butter Shave | 9 | September 25 1997 | Jerry is offended when Bania rides his coattails at NBC. | George wins a job with a playground equipment company when they mistakenly think he is disabled. | Elaine and her boyfriend's relationship takes a wild ride when they vacation together. | Kramer discovers that butter makes a wonderful shaving cream, and ends up roasting like a turkey. |
43 | The Pitch | 4 | September 16 1992 | Jerry is approached by NBC executives in a comedy club who want to work with him on a sitcom. | George works with Jerry to develop a sitcom and starts dating NBC executive Susan. | (absent) | Kramer throws up on George's girlfriend and has his life saved by a wearing a helmet. |
18 | The Note | 3 | September 18 1991 | Jerry accidentally gets his dentist friend in trouble for prescribing unnecessary massages. | George worries that a massage from a man may have inappropriately excited him. | Elaine gets a free massage prescribed by Jerry's dentist friend. | Kramer thinks he sees Joe DiMaggio in a donut shop. |
63 | The Pilot (Part 1) | 4 | May 20 1993 | Jerry and George sit in on auditions for their sitcom pilot. | George worries that a white dot on his lip may be cancerous. | Elaine accuses the coffee shop of hireing only large-breasted women. | Kramer auditions for the pilot and gets a bad case of constipation. |
133 | The Wait Out | 7 | May 9 1996 | Jerry makes a move on a woman who's marriage he's been waiting out. | George worries that his comments to an attractive couple led to their break up. | Elaine makes a move on a man who's marriage she's been waiting out. | Kramer tries blue jeans for the first time and acts as Mickey's scene partner in an audition. |